Fire Fighter

On my quest for some banter & chats, not expecting much to be honest, I have been adding every random on Snapchat, (See Snapchat about this adventure) but basically, randoms add you & I add them, I straight up ask “How old & where from?”, which nine times out of ten they only answer one of those questions & so I have to ask, “Where from?”, they will tell me & that’s it. So now in my bitchy jaded mind, I write back “I’m 42, Adelaide. Thanks for asking.”

It’s not often that there is a guy that I find even remotely good looking & of course the ones I do, are usually the usual creeps asking for pics or trying to be super gross… So they don’t usually go very far. The ones who I don’t find attractive are the ones that live in Adelaide & they’re the ones that put in effort to chat!

The problem with snapchat too, is that everything deletes immediately (which I change to 24 hours) unless you highlight it, so I save their age, location & a picture if they send one. Some get so weird about that, one even has a go at me that I didn’t have permission to save his photo… I explain that I didn’t save his picture to my phone, I mealy saved something he shared with me, in our PRIVATE chat. No one else can see it.. I also say that if he doesn’t want it saved, there is a function to turn off people saving your photo to the chat… Anyway he never reads my reply, so Mr Melodramatic gets deleted from my list.

When Fire Fighter adds me, he’s 38 from NSW, I think he’s cute & tattooed, so I am interested & he actually talks & is engaging, not creepy, I am happy to chat to him. We chat all one night & all the next day, he’s at work. A 24 hour shift. He was slightly cheeky telling me that he had to shave for work, that he likes it shaved, (Yes I picked up on the inuendo) so we talk about the fact he has to shave – did you know a firefighter can’t have anything other than a moustache?! I didn’t, something about the breathing apparatus. I guess I haven’t seen a Fire Man with a beard before, but never thought as to why!

He is single, I check that & he says to my first pic, “You look fierce, I wouldn’t fuck with you.” I’m like, is that a compliment?! He says that it is, that he wouldn’t want to mess with me & I think that maybe that’s perhaps why I am single? Maybe I look to scary?! Who knows, but he continues to chat to me.

We chat all day & all night, we talk about travel, we talk about both of our works, we talk about my dogs… I get a bit weirded out when he doesn’t reply like he has been but then I get a snap of him sitting in the back of the fire truck with the caption, “Help me get away from this driver.” I laugh & ask if he ever drives & he says they take it in turns, I am a bit fascinated about this job, so I ask lots of questions about how the rotation works & who takes charge when they get to a scene.

He asks for a cheeky photo & I say, “I don’t want to be that girl.” He replies “Woman.” (Scoring brownie points with me!) & he says that he wouldn’t think that of me. Yeah right… I am careful, cos this guy is pretty cute & the conversation is more than just, ‘Hey how’s your day?’ but I ask if he’s just going to show the pictures I send to all the other fire fighters on shift, he sends me a snap video which is him sitting in an empty room & he says, “What? All these people.” I laugh at him sitting with all his mates & so as I am getting into the shower, I send a picture of just my risqué cleavage, (Remember from inappropriate photo post fame) & he of course says it’s hot & we continue to chat about all sorts of things…

I then do send him a cheeky pic of the top of my butt in my ‘supposedly’ sexy panties – just my regular lace panties & he says something about needing to shower himself, which I get a video of him showering, but not in a gross way, just his face…

Later than night I am home after being out with friends, a friend was supposed to come over but she never replies to my message so I just sit editing my e-book collections and chatting to Fire Fighter. He gets a bit cheeky & while I do engage it in, a little, I don’t want to be that person that he thinks does this with every guy they add on snapchat. So I do send a picture of my cleavage again & he then sends me a picture in this fire truck & says, “Damn.” It’s not long before he’s in the shower sending me a bit more suggestive videos but not actually seeing his cock…

I do joke with him about us being destined because of the breed of my dogs & him being a Fire Fighter, he says that he doesn’t believe in destiny, but I says that, “Firefighter, dogs, cute blonde chick, who wouldn’t say destiny.” He agrees and laughs.

He talks about spooning & who will be the big spoon & who will be the little spoon, he wants to be the little spoon & I tell him that I am a munchkin but he said that he might be handsy if he were the big spoon… As the conversation progresses, he changes his mind twice about which spoon he’ll be… He also asks if he can kiss me when we’re having sex & I say that it’s ok as I am not a hooker. He says that some people don’t like it… Really?! Anyway he then asks where he can cum & I say that once we’re not using condoms he can come inside me. He says that he’s had the snip & I say that I’ve had my tubes tied but it’s about STI’s. But he starts to tell me that he gives blood & plasma so he’s clean as a whistle. I haven’t given blood or had a test in a while, but I don’t mention that I am only sleeping with one guy, so I just say that in the beginning you always use condoms right?

I ask if he has kids & why he’s had the snip, he said he didn’t want kids & asks the same about my tubes, which I give him the same answer… So no kids, no partner, about my age & he’s cute… Pity he lives in Central NSW!

He talks about places he can cum, I say, “Tits, ass, pussy, mouth.” He says that it turns him on for me to say those words, so I am like just those words alone on in a sexy sentence that I then send him & then I get the dick videos, with him telling me how awesome I am… He tells me he needs to sleep, but we keep talking quite cheekily & he seems to be loving it but then says “Damn, fire alarm.” However, I write back anyways telling him what he can do to me, “Fuck my face, then my cunt & cum on my tits.” Or something to that effect… I expect to get a picture of him in the fire truck as he has done every other time this evening, however he doesn’t so suspect that he is the driver this time. I put my phone down & go to sleep, it’s late & he’s out fighting fires…

I wake up & check snapchat expecting something from when he got back to the fire station, I mean what I said to him was pretty sexy & I assume that I will have a actual blowing his load snapchat but I see that ten hours later he hasn’t even opened it. No worries he must be busy at work, right…

Then someone like J-Lo or Rob Rob sends me a snap, no more than 10-15 minutes since I looked when I woke up, so I open snap, look at theirs, reply – scroll though looking for the ‘x’ next to all the people’s names who have deleted me for writing to them, thanks for asking’ & I have a look for Fire Fighters profile to see if he’s opened my message yet. But I realise that Fire Fighter is no longer in my list!

WHAT?

I look again, trying to remember what his user name was… What the fuck was his name on snap? Something P? Where has he gone? That’s weird.. Then it hits me…

He fucking blocked me?!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FACTUAL FUCK!?

I mean I know I block people all the time on snapchat, usually some fuckwit… Not someone I am actually having a proper conversation with… I can only assume that is he is fucking married, finished his shift & going home?! Not like we were going to be anything, I mean the guy lives in NSW but seriously… This one honestly baffles me.

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