Tim Tam #2

I bet you never thought there would be a #2 for this guy right?! Yep neither did I… but fuck some people surprise me!

I go back to bed & sleep till about 10:00 am when I hear a knock at the door. I just assume it’s the post man or something with a parcel but when I open the door looking like absolute shit, I see Tim Tam standing there with a bunch of flowers… WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! A bunch of fucking flowers!

I don’t even know what to say, no one night stand has ever come back to the scene of the crime like 3 hours later with fucking flowers… Who the fuck brings flowers. This has turned me into a fucking giggling shy school girl. No man ever has left in the morning & come back or shown this much affection (for lack of a better word) to me after one night. What the actual fuck is going on?!

I invite him in & sit there completely dumbfounded, unsure what to say & he asks me “you’re tripping out right now aren’t you?” I relax a bit when he says that & explain that no guy comes back like this nor have they ever brought me flowers. He says that he’s not like that to just sleep with someone & leave & that felt so bad that he couldn’t stop thinking about how it all went down. He says that he likes me & is keen to go kayaking (I can’t remember why or how we get onto the topic but we do – I think a kayaking friend won’t hurt.) & it’s what prompts us to swap numbers. I get the vibe he just wants to be friends. He talks about going with the flow a lot again, I am fine with it. I mean it’s only a month or so since I ended things with Silverlining that I am not ready to jump into anything anyway. This are not good for me in other aspects of my life now either, that I am not ready to jump into anything nor do I even think I want a partner at this point. A guy friend to hang out with, maybe try to have sex again (if he can keep I hard) with might be a good distraction without the relationship status. A true friends with benefits.

He stays at my house for about 30 minutes before he leaves, saying we’ll catch up soon & hopes there’s no hard feelings. I of course am not going to hold a grudge, I mean I wouldn’t have even if I never heard from him again. But I am glad he did!

But I don’t hear from him the next day but when I am back at work a few people ask about the weekend & it prompts me to write to him telling him people were talking about us. FUCK. It’s late at night & he says that he’s just finished work, we’re messaging & he says that I am being cheeky, but when he asks what I am doing, I say watching a movie he says the likes movies. Is he invited himself over? He asks what time I start work & says that because I am messaging him I must not be watching the movie. Then he says he’s interested to know what people talked about him & so I just invite him over. I’m not sure what he means but he says ‘very discreet’ I think he means subtle? As he’s been seemingly been hinting at the fact he wants to come over. Next minute, he is on his way to my house, I send the poking out tongue emoji & he says that I’m funny & is on his way. I don’t know what is funny but I just go with it.

I open the door to him & walk straight to my bedroom, I am not going to sit in the lounge room, we’ve already had sex, he’s clearly here for sex it’s 11:00 pm. He jumps onto my bed with me, we sit there chatting & just having a good get to you know general chit chat when he tells me that the emoji that I keep sending him of the tongue poking out means I want to be licked… WTF?! No no no dude, it means that I am being cheeky. We have a disagreement about it that has us both in fits of laughter. My whole life is a life if that’s what it means?! I use it all the time being cheeky, not wanting to be licked by someone! Imagine how different my life could be if I knew the meanings for emojis & used the incorrectly or correctly?! What if I used an emoji wrong with the right guy & he stopped writing back to me because he thinks I am a fucking idiot…!? OMG.

I will admit, I just go with it with Tim Tam about the poking out emoji meaning that I want to be licked but I do google it later & I believe that I am using it right! Hahaha… I don’t bother having the discussion with him again. I just know that I am right & keep the joke going with him later. When we kiss & have sex, he is hard & on top of me but then can’t keep it hard once the condom is on. I know some men have this problem but I am not prepared to fuck him without one. He makes another joke about it but I know that he doesn’t mean it & is self-conscious about this. We lay there just talking & laughing, I find him so funny, when I see in the corner of the room a little black spot. I freak out, there is a spider in the corner of the room. I am so arachnophobic that I start freaking out that he jumps up to get rid of it for me. I am literally laughing so much at the fact that this guy is jumped around my room naked to kill a spider for me… Maybe I have sold this one short? Maybe there will be a Tim Tam #3?

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