So this isn’t my usual thing but I notice a lot of people on Instagram posting screenshots of chats from guys – I’ve always thought that was weird… But I guess I wrote about the guys I meet or chat to all the time… Hahaha, so what’s more weird talking about it or showing you a screenshot?!I guess it’s weird that I save the screenshot? But I do that for research & blog purposes only now. However some of the things people say don’t warrant a full 1000+ word blog post but perhaps they deserve a blog post in some way!Some post the persons name & pictures etc, but I will protect their identity & have blacked out (used the bomb emoji) what I can. But these are actual screenshots I saved of conversations that I’ve had on various sites over the course of my dating life. Some are these are from sites when I was just looking for sex, some are from sites when I was being serious about finding a partner, some are just random texts. See if you can tell what site is what. Hahaha.Thought it might be a fun change of pace for my blog posts… Hope you enjoy this format.
I never did get a knock knock joke from this guy… Did I ruin the chances with this guy by being a normal adult who doesn’t do knock knock jokes with other adults?!
Bahahaha… I’m a 10? Not quite sure that’s true, but what a way to get into my DM’s. However smooth lines no longer work on me.
Wow. I must be really boring… My dinner plans would usually result in them asking me out. Not this guy, I never got a reply, ever.
I will never understand why guys are so intrigued by a wax photo or rope picture but then not want to speak to me afterwards!? Apparently I am intimidating, does this make me more intimidating. Does it scare them?
OH GOOD GOD!
Clearly not that keen to see me, as I never hear from him again! WTF is with that?
I tried for a while having rope pictures up on my profile to attract a kinkier type of man, however lots obviously think that because they can tie down a trailer, they can tie me up & I’ll allow it… Maybe this was a mistake.
OK what?!Is this a bucket list thing for any woman? I mean I don’t mind cars & being interested in things a guy is, but don’t think this is the top of my bucket list!Ironically, I realised I used to work with with this guy at the supermarket. I’m assuming he figured it out & that’s why he stopped replying? Who really knows…I hate when a profile says stuff like this, this isn’t even the worst one I have seen, but why oh why don’t men just use the profile to talk about themselves, why do they talk about how shit other women are on these apps?!I cannot stand spelling errors in a profile. This is their time to shine… With all the auto correct failures theses days, this seriously can’t be one of them?! Surely this is satire?This had to be a case of the wrong number… I have no idea how they got my number, or who they are. But I was having a few drinks with a friend so we had a laugh, but I didn’t get a reply. Hahaha.Maybe my interesting fact wasn’t that interesting? I mean this guy never wrote back… Maybe that was a boring fact?!Â
I honestly couldn’t be bothered writing back to this one, I hate the what are you looking for question. However at least when they ask & I answer, we’re both clear about what we doing… There’s no grey area.
What type of weirdo wishes their weekend was over?!
So there you have it… A difference in my blog posts… Hope you enjoyed this format. Something different. Let me know what you think. I might do some more like this if you like it.
I've Been Dating For You 