So I had this for ages… I just found it recently & thought how relevant it is. Plus I think we all need a break from Noodle! -It’s fucking intense right now, we all need a breather! Hahaha…
I admit that I didn’t write this, it’s been around for years, you probably read it when we used to send a million bullshit email jokes to everyone in our contacts but I also don’t know where it came from, so I can’t refer you to the site… However, it’s worth a read, because OMG it’s so true!
50 reasons why we love guys…
(Kinda depressing for single girls!)
- The way they look when they step out of the shower dripping wet, with a towel wrapped low on their hips!
- How they proudly make you spaghetti for dinner and act as if it’s a gourmet meal!
- Their deep, husky voices in the morning!
- Uncensored talk about how great you are in bed – during movies, sporting events, funerals… in fact anywhere!
- Shower Mohawks!
- Little boy bed-hair!
- The moment when you stroke them under the table at a restaurant and they instantly lose 75 per cent of their basic brain-functioning ability!
- How they lick their fingers with abandon (just like you want to) while eating spare ribs, cake and all things sticky!
- How they lick you with abandon too!
- That rush you get when you open your eyes and share one of those in-love gazes while the two of you are kissing!
- Their knack for being harsh, loud-mouthed jock-heads with the boy’s one minute, then turning into shy, sweet ‘butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth’ S-N-A-G’s when they come over to ask you out on a date!
- The way they look like a frog in a blender while they dance!
- The sloppy cursive chicken scratch or super-neat handwriting that somehow always looks like a guy’s!
- Even better when it’s passionately scrawled throughout a three-paged love letter!
- Boxer briefs!
- That rush when they sneak up behind you and throw their arms around you in a ‘Me Tarzan, you Jane’ clutch!
- Brad Pitt, Heath Ledger, Jude Law!
- Their endless fascination with your breasts!
- How they offer you their coat when it’s freezing – even though they’re in a tee shirt and you’re wearing a jumper!
- How they help solve your petty fights with girlfriends and rarely over analyze!
- How they can’t believe how soft your hair is when they play with it!
- When they ‘accidentally’ leave the button of their Levi’s open!
- Even better if they are button fly!
- How before sex, they take their watch off and put it on the bedside table so it doesn’t scratch you!
- That dent they get in their forehead when they’re thinking really hard!
- How they swap plates with you at a restaurant if you don’t like your meal!
- The incredible feeling of being kissed on the back of your neck!
- The way they turn into boy scouts if your mother calls… even if the two of you have just been up to no good!
- That cute yet frustrated look they get when they’re trying to work out how to undo your bra!
- The way they willingly (but not always so ably) step up to the challenge of fixing your hairdryer, bookshelf, stereo, kitchen sink…
- The simple way they try to cheer you up by looking into your eyes and pulling a stupid face until you start laughing!
- The times they spontaneously go out and buy you something when you know they detest shopping!
- The way they take their tee shirts off differently to us – by pulling them by the back of the neck over their heads – without even trying to be sexy… But it is!
- How they can crash and burn on their motorbikes but completely freak over a simple blood test!
- The funny, misspelt, all-lower-case emails they send you at work – which keep you smiling all day!
- Those thigh tingling times when they use their teeth to take off your underwear, little by little!
- How when they sit you on their lap and you worriedly ask if you’re too heavy, they always say “No, you’re fine. Stay!”
- How they act when watching football – as if their life depends on the outcome!
- The cool, smooth, feeling of their fresh, clean-shaven faces!
- Perfect two-day stubble works too!
- How when you tell them they shouldn’t kiss you in the morning because of your morning breath, they ignore you and kiss you anyway!
- How cute their faces look when they’re covered in shaving cream!
- How they think it’s sooooo cool when you accidentally burp out loud!
- That mesmerized “Ohh, baby” open-mouthed expression when you take off your clothes!
- The way they put their hand lightly on the small of your back as they guide you through a crowd at a party!
- The way they say your name out loud during sex, like it’s the only word left in the English language!
- The fact that they take an average of 4 minutes and 30 seconds to get dressed, even on formal occasions!
- Their secret appreciation of how you’re not afraid to ask for directions when you’re running late for a function in an unfamiliar area – and are hopelessly lost!
- The silly irrational way they get possessively jealous when a sales assistant, bartender or waiter flirts with you!
16, 34, 46 are my favourites! What one are your favs?